http://www.garfieldmessenger.com/opinion/2009/02/27/no-freaking-way/ Fri, 13 Jan 2012 18:40:30 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://www.garfieldmessenger.com/opinion/2009/02/27/no-freaking-way/comment-page-1/#comment-69 Rebecca Mon, 13 Apr 2009 17:15:18 +0000 http://www.garfieldmessenger.com/?p=1519#comment-69 Why don't the administrators just tell us exactly HOW we can dance and what type of dance they want to us to dance? I mean, if they want to not grind our rear-ends on someone's crotch, they should tell the DJ's to play music that's the opposite of how we dance. They might as well just get a large record-player and make us waltz, Foxtrot, and slow-dance with "1, 2, 3, 4, 1, 2, 3, 4, follow my feat, I'll lead" type of dancing. Or they should just tell us "okay kids, two types of dancing will be allowed: 'Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes', and 'The Hokey Pokey'!" That would be a lot more helpful than telling us "no, no dancing like how you want to dance". Except at Prom, we should just be allowed to freakdance as dirty as we want -come on, how much can they punish us if over 400 of the seniors who are graduating are freakdancing at prom? They won't have any graduates at the graduation if they expell all of us. HA! HA! (GO BEAVERS!) Why don’t the administrators just tell us exactly HOW we can dance and what type of dance they want to us to dance? I mean, if they want to not grind our rear-ends on someone’s crotch, they should tell the DJ’s to play music that’s the opposite of how we dance. They might as well just get a large record-player and make us waltz, Foxtrot, and slow-dance with “1, 2, 3, 4, 1, 2, 3, 4, follow my feat, I’ll lead” type of dancing. Or they should just tell us “okay kids, two types of dancing will be allowed: ‘Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes’, and ‘The Hokey Pokey’!” That would be a lot more helpful than telling us “no, no dancing like how you want to dance”. Except at Prom, we should just be allowed to freakdance as dirty as we want –come on, how much can they punish us if over 400 of the seniors who are graduating are freakdancing at prom? They won’t have any graduates at the graduation if they expell all of us. HA! HA! (GO BEAVERS!)

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