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A Minor Problem
By Zach Wener-Fligner
Cops, students, and liquor stores weigh in on the issue of fake IDs.
Published March 13, 2009 - Focus
Obscene Flow
All I want is to be like my friend, Big L!
By Zach Wener-Fligner
I’m writing this from abroad. Yep, that’s right, be jealous: I’m currently kicking it in Guatemala.
Published February 27, 2009 - Opinion
Love is on the Line
Gangstauvluv67 peeps the online dating scene
By Zach Wener-Fligner
In my life, meeting girls who like me has been a whole lot like winning American Idol: it hasn’t happened to me.
Published February 13, 2009 - Features
A Tight-Knit Group
The greatest club ever to grace Garfield’s storied halls
By Zach Wener-Fligner
You may have noticed a new, elite crew dominating the Garfield hierarchy. They saunter through the halls confidently, the entire Bulldog populace at their dispense.
Published January 16, 2009 - Features
Zach is Naked!
Read the article to find out why!
By Zach Wener-Fligner
The sign on the large wooden door read, “Sauna,” and had several Russian lines underneath which I now suspect translate as, “Foolish Americans only. Do not enter if you value your life.”
Published January 16, 2009 - Features
Closure Conundrum
The Seattle School District is forced to decide the fate of schools
By Zach Wener-Fligner
The Seattle School District is trying to tear Keano away from his second family, and his mother Angela doesn’t like it one bit. Since kindergarten, Keano has been a student at African American Academy (AAA), a K-8 school located in the Central District in Seattle. Now he’s in his final year, and will be headed off to high school next year.
Published January 16, 2009 - News
Orals and Morals
Student sex article provokes lawsuit
By Zach Wener-Fligner
When readers of the Puyallup Emerald Ridge High School student newspaper saw a story on oral sex plastered across a four-page spread last February, many viewed the story as a mature slant on a difficult and often taboo subject. Others saw it as literary pornography, shameless finger pointing purely for shock value.
Published December 5, 2008 - News
Heart and Sole
Garfield sneaker freaks can't "kick" their addiction
By Zach Wener-Fligner
Two years ago, Garfield Junior Garrison Wan had a problem. He had a habit that was wasting away all his time, taking control of his mind, and burning holes through his pockets.
Published November 14, 2008 - Features
Wedding Crashers!
OK, so we didn’t ACTUALLY crash a wedding
By Zach Wener-Fligner
The other day, I started thinking about the years ahead. I expect the future to bring great things. I’m talking teleportation, smellevision, and maybe even something better than Facebook. Also in the future, I want to have a wedding. That’s crucial.
Published November 14, 2008 - Features
He Said: Stay High
Let’s draw the line at eighteen
By Zach Wener-Fligner
You’ve probably heard that there’s an election coming up. We’re picking a new president — I think it’s a big deal or something. Maybe you’ve been actively campaigning, raising funds, and knocking on doors since day one of your man’s candidacy. Or, more likely, maybe the only voting you were planning on doing was for America’s Best Dance Crew.
