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They ain't what they used to be


By Will Luna

Running down stairs, bowl of cereal in hand, and pajamas still on with a rare confidence, the TV flickers on, beginning the ritual that is as old as time itself: Saturday morning cartoons.

Published April 15, 2011 - Arts & Entertainment

Stay Based People


Lil B wins a Grammy


By Will Luna

Last night, the music industry was taken by storm when the Grammy’s officially announced that they would be retracting their award to Esperanza Spalding for best new artist. The organization had miscalculated their votes.

Published April 1, 2011 - Arts & Entertainment

Jay Chou!!!


The most famous person you’ve never heard of


By Will Luna

Jackie Chan’s son is his close personal friend, and last year he composed a song for Jet Li. In his homeland, it is illegal for a company not to endorse him. Taking off his shirt raises the S&P 500 by thirty points. He is the most famous man in the world… and you have never heard of him.

Published April 1, 2011 - Arts & Entertainment

Weezy F Baby


Lil’ Wayne is undoubtedly the greatest rapper alive


By Will Luna

I used to hate Lil’ Wayne. His voice was annoying, and all he rapped about was drugs, sex, and shooting people. But over the years, Birdman Junior has grown on me, and I now have no problem saying that he soundly claims the title of greatest rapper alive.

Published March 11, 2011 - Arts & Entertainment

The New World of Talking Heads


By Will Luna

America has never before seen a time when the role of the personality and the politician have looked so identical. But only with the internet’s rising domination of American media does this concept reach a peak.

Published February 18, 2011 - Focus

Justin Bieber Sucks


And he is destroying America


By Will Luna

After a talent show, Justin Bieber’s relatives wanted to see the footage of him singing. Since it was too big of a file to e-mail, he uploaded it to YouTube. Ten videos later, Bieber had Usher and Justin Timberlake jocking over his contract, and his path to superstardom paved.

Published January 14, 2011 - Arts & Entertainment

No It’s Not Just Stupid Gossip


Girl Talk's new album is basically filthy


By Will Luna

The first time most kids discovered Girl Talk was back in the fall of 2008, after news of his show at the Capital Hill Block Party spread like wildfire through the halls of Garfield.

Published December 3, 2010 - Arts & Entertainment

Quest for the Best: Secret Menu Item


By Will Luna

When the hunger in your stomach begins to rumble, keep this page in mind to make the most of your dining experience. Don’t let a menu hold you down, let your creative spirit fly like a delicious, triple-patty eagle sandwich.

Published December 3, 2010 - Arts & Entertainment

Want to Improve Your Game? e=mc²


Physicists school hard at poker


By Will Luna

Through history, poker has been represented by a combination of rugged bad-assery and youthful exuberance. Those days are over. The new hot-shots aren’t the mysterious, shady old men. They’re physicists.

Published November 19, 2010 - Arts & Entertainment

Will & Nick’s Mixtape


By Nick Franko & Will Luna

Will and Nick’s top music picks

Published October 22, 2010 - Arts & Entertainment