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Orjazzmically Good
Garfield jazz takes home the cake, brownies, and cookies at Essentially Ellington
By Tory Sheffield
By now, it’s pretty common knowledge that the jazz band did something really big recently. To both confirm and reiterate this exciting information, Garfield’s Jazz Ensemble I, directed by Clarence Acox, was declared the winner of the prestigious 15th annual Essentially Ellington competition on May 10 in New York City.
Published May 21, 2010 - Arts & Entertainment
News Briefs: May 21st
By Tory Sheffield & Hannah Zieve
Marriott Employee not Merry It’s an all-too-well-known fact that after prom, everyone goes straight home to cuddle with special blankies and listen to special lullabies sung by their special parents to begin a ten-year recuperation process from such a late night. (Does the administration really think students should be able to stay up until midnight […]
Published May 21, 2010 - News
Foreign S.E.X.
Students experiment with xylophones (in other countries).
By Celia Gurney & Tory Sheffield
Many Bulldogs have returned from trips abroad with newfound knowledge of international attitudes toward romance and sex.
Published January 15, 2010 - Features
Riveting Revelations at Roosevelt
An undercover investigation at a rival high school goes awry
By Celia Gurney & Tory Sheffield
Two young journalists investigating the rivalry between Garfield and Roosevelt were crushed when they realized that no such rivalry exists.
Published April 24, 2009 - Features
Obscure Holidays Pt. 2
More events to add to your planner
By Tory Sheffield
I present a second installment of wacky holidays, which, I will reiterate, are REAL!
Published April 24, 2009 - Features
Au Revoir, French
The World Language department suffers a big cut for next year
By Tory Sheffield
French will not be offered to students next year.
Published April 24, 2009 - News
She Got Her Own Farm
One ’08 graduate is switching up her post-high school plans
By Tory Sheffield
After graduating from Garfield with the class of 2008, Aviva decided to defer from Tufts University for a year and travel around South America.
Published March 27, 2009 - News
I’m Gonna Have a Baby
I’m not fat, just pregnant
By Tory Sheffield
For one morning, through the eyes of my fellow Seattleites, little miss Tory Sheffield transformed into a knocked-up sixteen-year-old
Published March 13, 2009 - Features
Quest for the Best: Prank to Play on a Telemarketer
By Tory Sheffield
If you are a telemarketer, or an aspiring telemarketer, I commend you.
Published February 13, 2009 - Arts & Entertainment
Poo Corridor
An investigation into why students now must wear containment suits at school
By Tory Sheffield
There is a massive potential profit to be made in the east second-floor hallway. Forget cookies from Heifer Club; we’re talking about a profit in the minimalization of nasal inhalation (MONI) department: nose plugs, gas masks, clothes pins, roller skate rentals to cut down on hallway time. MONI equals money.