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Dreams Do Come True
Lingerie football league erects huge fan base.
By Simon Fox
A battle has been won for feminists across the country. That victory comes in the form of the Lingerie Football League. For centuries women have argued an imbalance in professional sports, and they were right — until now. Shattering deeply rooted barriers of sexism and intolerance, the women of the LFL are pioneers in the feminist cause.
Published January 15, 2010 - Sports
POTI: Annie Plunkett
By Simon Fox
Annie Plunkett as a sophomore last year, Annie tried out for cheerleading despite having little to no experience in the art of shaking pom poms and doing the splits.
Published January 15, 2010 - Sports
Modern Warfare 2
War has never been more enjoyable
By Simon Fox
Modern Warfare 2, the sixth installment in the Call of Duty franchise, made its debut on November 10 and is my jailor.
Published December 11, 2009 - Sports
Sports from ’round the World
We must all learn to play with one another.
By Simon Fox
However, up and away, the most detrimental prejudices Americans hold are against international sports. This must come to an end; imagine the true royalty our country would attain if we began to embrace these seemingly strange yet truly first-rate sports.
Published December 11, 2009 - Sports
Top Athletes Perform in Top Competition
State recap
By Simon Fox
Four of the seven fall sports sent competitors to the state finals and we must honor those that were able to attain this glory for Garfield — particularly the girls swim team and one individual from the boys golf team.
Published November 20, 2009 - Sports
Sportsmanship be Damned
Talking trash is the name of the game
By Simon Fox
Published November 6, 2009 - Sports
Clifford & Simon’s Mixtape
By Clifford Rostomily & Simon Fox
Clifford and Simon’s music picks
Published November 6, 2009 - Arts & Entertainment
Football is for Pansies
The deadliest sports on earth might just eat you alive
By Simon Fox
Now a new breed of athletes has come to add their own names to a long list of bad decisions by playing sports that have less than satisfactory rates of mortality. Here are just a few highlights.
Published November 6, 2009 - Sports
Mermaids of the Deep
Girls swim team no longer just about looking good in a swimsuit
By Simon Fox
One of the school’s few sports gems, the girls swim team has been consistently first-class for as long as the wise ones can remember.
Published October 16, 2009 - Sports
Tired of the Same Old Balls?
The dopest sports you've never heard of
By Simon Fox
Many people have never heard of korfball or seen a bout of shin kicking. For that I am truly heartbroken, but that ignorance has reached an end. Tired of the same old sports? Well, try one of these on for size.
