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Science Teachers are Studly
Athletic secrets for the Garfield Faculty
By Sam Koelle
Many Garfield teachers have had and continue to have vibrant athletic careers.
Published January 16, 2009 - Sports
Undesirable Flexibility
The gymastics team has to bend with the circumstances
By Sam Koelle
Garfield gymnastics is on the rise. With freshman stars such as Katie Rock, Hannah Atlas, and Tiara Fogle, and senior leaders Emily Golden, Heidi Rodenhizer and Diane Simunek, the team has a positive outlook for the upcoming season.
Published December 5, 2008 - Sports
Sleek She-Lion Sea-Creatures
Girls swimming brings home second at state
By Sam Koelle
What is the best team at Garfield? Is it the boys basketball team, with sensational athletes and sophomore Tony Wroten? Or is it girls swimming, whose consistent excellence was continued this year with a second place finish at the state championships?
Published December 5, 2008 - Sports
Is It Supposed to Do That?
Five truly disgusting internet gems
By Sam Koelle
The cold months are a time to give thanks. We are grateful for food, faith, and presents. This holiday season, let us also be thankful that we’ve never observed a part of our body randomly dangling. Whenever you whine about cutting yourself or stubbing your toe, remember these ill-fated warriors
Published November 14, 2008 - Sports
What’s Wrong with Garfield
Another year, another zero in the win column for Garfield football
By Sam Koelle
Deandre “Biggie” Coleman, the number one football prospect in the Pacific Northwest, has been at Garfield for four years. Carson Dunn, possessor of some of the softest hands in Seattle history, has been at Garfield for four years. Anthony Johnson, a man with a 40 inch vertical and blazing speed, has been at Garfield for four years. These are truly gifted individuals. Why then has the team won only two games in the past four years?
Published November 14, 2008 - Sports
Body by Samson
Eight simple steps to getting your share of cold-weather lovin’
By Sam Koelle
School is in session, and it’s the perfect time to woo that attractive individual in your fourth period. Nothing impresses the opposite sex like a bangin’ body, so we’re is here to help.
Published October 24, 2008 - Sports
Seattle Sports Suck
Rebuilding Seattle's teams will take patience, dedication, and intelligence
By Sam Koelle
Despite having a legendary reputation for futility, Seattle sports teams have outdone themselves in 2008.
Published October 3, 2008 - Sports
Player of the Issue: Micah Arvey
By Sam Koelle
Hidden within the confines of Garfield is a genius of his art, a man who can rock with the ferocity of Ozzy Osbourne, the imagination of David Bowie, and the gameorienfestedness of Jimi Hendrix. The individual is Micah Arvey. The craft is Guitar Hero.
Published October 3, 2008 - Sports
Sports and the Pursuit of Perfection
Mmmm...Tom Brady
By Sam Koelle
I am a bandwagon fan. I like teams that win. Yes, it is selfish. Yes, it is disloyal. Yes, I am ashamed.
