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Acting Class
Check your six, Dicaprio
By Jonathan Frankel
It’s not uncommon for me to find myself in need of something to do on a Friday night. Though I’ve been known to attend a few parties here and there, and can admit that fleeing the scene of a keg on foot and approaching speeds of 45 mph gives me a rush, I always find myself intellectually horny. It was because of this lust for a more refined Friday evening schedule that I decided to take some sort of class or workshop.
Published May 21, 2010 - Features
Slim Blazey
Zack Weiss doesn't oink or squeal
By Jonathan Frankel
As tension rose among the student bodies of Seattle Public Schools regarding undercover narcotics officers, it was only a matter of time before students started pointing fingers. As drug dealers and users received punishment in surrounding schools the conditions were prime for a student on student witch hunt in our school.
Published April 30, 2010 - Features
Party Personas
Wilhelm Himmelstoss’ guide to fake identities
By Jonathan Frankel
We have all wanted to be somebody else at some point in our lives. Whether that person is the “Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition” body paint guy or Maverick from “Top Gun”. there’s a place where your dreams can come true … well almost.
Published April 16, 2010 - Features
Chatroulette
Show me your...
By Jonathan Frankel
Chatroulette.com offers a window onto the rest of the world and introduces you to people you may otherwise never meet. As the year continues, more and more users enter the “wild west” of the internet and make a stand in front of their webcams. So the next time you want to lose yourself for a while, push away those horse tranquilizers and enter the fray that is Chatroulette.com.
Published March 12, 2010 - Features
Valentine’s Day… 2011
Cupid has a plan for all of us
By Jonathan Frankel
Every year, there comes a day when even the bravest of men hides away with his friends Mac (and cheese), and Cherry (Garcia). The day which I speak of ladies and gentlemen, is Valentine’s Day. Normally for those of us who avoided the underage archer and find ourselves single, this day of love is to be dreaded. However, for us free birds, Valentine’s Day should be seen as an opportunity rather than a closed door. Here are a few tried and true methods to make the best of your single Valentine’s Day experience.
Published February 26, 2010 - Features
Survival of the Freshest
Dance styles have come a long way
By Jonathan Frankel
While the exact date of dance’s first appearance is unknown, many scientists speculate it emerged thousands of years before the Common Era. From there, dance has only continued to evolve.
Published May 15, 2009 - Features
Procrastination Blues
The plunder of time management
By Jonathan Frankel
I am just one of the hundreds of people at Garfield who are victims of procrastination, and like others I am looking for some answers.
Published March 13, 2009 - News
Tolo or To-no
One stag sophomore braves the dance floor
By Jonathan Frankel
After attending Garfield High School’s 2009 Tolo, it was unclear if I was living in 2009 or 1984. Either way, Garfield’s very own “big brother” has a nasty habit of cutting wrist bands and short-changing its own students.
Published February 27, 2009 - News
‘010 Love Conquest
Sophomore guys, hold fast
By Jonathan Frankel
As many single ‘011 guys will tell you, Garfield’s sophomore class is experiencing one of the worst feminine droughts in recorded history. If Garfield were a grocery store, there would be a cleanup on aisle ‘011.
