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The Death of Fun
In which a journey is made to Snohomish, WA
By Ian Sanquist
I voyaged out to Snohomish with the sole purpose of witnessing a magic show. I left a changed man.
Published April 24, 2009 - Features
Magic Man
George A. Magician follows the code of the Brotherhood
By Ian Sanquist
George A. Magician has been a magician for 40 years, having been spellbound as an eight-year-old boy by the tricks of his father’s friend, Harry Wedell.
Published March 27, 2009 - Features
Malpractitioner
Doctors who graduated medical school are overrated
By Ian Sanquist
Here is a look at some common ailments along with my groundbreaking treatments for them.
Published March 13, 2009 - Features
Cabin Fever
O2 takes me to an undisclosed location in the mountains
By Ian Sanquist
Friday morning, 14 students, including me, arrived at Camp Long. Most faces were new. None of us were friends so much as temporary acquaintances.
Published February 27, 2009 - Features
He’s No Gumshoe Willy
Officer Radford defends our school
By Ian Sanquist
At ease. That’s how Officer Bennie Radford likes to put people and it’s how he comes across, with a calm demeanor and a cool, smooth voice more akin to that of a ‘70s soul singer than a police officer.
Published February 13, 2009 - News
No Reverence for Old Men
Years of wisdom are pitted against teenage surliness
By Ian Sanquist
She didn’t ask the old man on the bus to give up his seat for her, but he did anyway. He says it’s because he could tell she wanted to sit next to her friends and talk to them. He was young once too, you know.
Published January 16, 2009 - Opinion
The Worst in Us
The Step-Up program educates families in anger management
By Ian Sanquist
The girl and her mom are entrenched in an argument about why she should be allowed to do what she wants, no matter what Mom says. And not only should she be allowed to, she intends to do so.
Published January 16, 2009 - Features
A Trip to the Zoo
See the animals, feel the madness
By Ian Sanquist
It’s not that most people I know would rather go to sixth period than to the zoo with me. It’s just that they have no choice. There’s work to do, tests to make up, colleges to be accepted by. Most everyone I asked rejected enticing offer of a free trip to the zoo.
Published December 5, 2008 - Features
Rats!
Hordes of sewer vermin swarm through the walls of our school
By Ian Sanquist
The rat that met its demise in Louviere’s cabinet ventured far from the lower levels. By the time it reached the third floor, its journey had been long and arduous, with little food. It stopped where it was and died. The next day, there was a stench.
