Krod Mandoon & the Flaming Sword of Yawn
Comedy Central’s new show is the definition of average
By Johannes Harkins
“Krod Mandoon and the Flaming Sword of Fire” has all the ingredients of a good television show.
Published May 15, 2009 - Arts & Entertainment
Quest for the Best: Way to Get Into an R-Rated Movie
By Kelley Hargus
Though many of you readers have passed the necessary age requirement to see an R-rated movie, most Garfield students are still prohibited from viewing such mature films.
Published May 15, 2009 - Arts & Entertainment
But I’m a Big Kid Now
The best of our childhood games
By Zoe Storck
These are just a few of the greatest games of my childhood.
Published May 15, 2009 - Sports
An Unexpected Oasis
Hot yoga: significantly less wussy than you'd think
By Danny Schwartz
It wasn’t wacky, it wasn’t adventurous, it wasn’t action-packed. Rather, it was an oasis, fruitful and relaxing.
Published May 15, 2009 - Sports
Back in the Day
The class of ’58 tells their story
By Amanda Baker & Olivia Alsept-Ellis
The Garfield class of 1958 has come back to give a little to the school that gave them so much.
Published May 15, 2009 - Features
A Jolt of Junk
“Crank: High Voltage” tazed me into boredom
By Nick Thompson
Anything that pushes the boundaries of Hollywood conventions and film trends can help create variety and change in the style of future movies.
Published May 15, 2009 - Arts & Entertainment
Funkyzeit Mit Bruno
Sacha Baron Cohen’s third and most fabulous alter ego
By Marie Dohrs
“Bruno” comes out in theaters July 10. It will be crass, coarse, and completely offensive.
Published May 15, 2009 - Arts & Entertainment
Two-Oh-Homesick
Seattle, I’ll miss you
By Rebecca Cohen
Come September, I’m blowing this proverbial popsicle stand and heading off to college, and I can already tell you the weather forecast for that day: cloudy, with a 100% chance of showers from Rebecca Cohen’s eyes.
Published May 15, 2009 - Opinion
A World of Film
SIFF showcases movies from across the globe
By Thomas Huston
Returning for its 35th year, the Seattle International Film Festival (SIFF) will feature over 400 movies from around the world
Published May 15, 2009 - Arts & Entertainment
Do We Really Need This?
Sports sideline reporters are a waste of time, money, and make-up
By Carson Dunn
Sideline reporters will never be productive in a sports broadcast ever.