Hannah’s Mixtape
By Hannah Zieve
Hannah’s music picks of the issue.
Published April 24, 2009 - Arts & Entertainment
A Day in the Life of a Scientologist
If you take a deeper look into the controversial faith, you won’t find space aliens
By Olivia Alsept-Ellis
I never expected to be willingly defending this religion.
Published April 24, 2009 - Opinion
Scientology Without the Science
Why do they believe?
By Amanda Baker
I don’t know about you, but “hello, all humans have reincarnated alien souls” doesn’t sound too truthful to me.
Published April 24, 2009 - Opinion
Riveting Revelations at Roosevelt
An undercover investigation at a rival high school goes awry
By Tory Sheffield & Celia Gurney
Two young journalists investigating the rivalry between Garfield and Roosevelt were crushed when they realized that no such rivalry exists.
Published April 24, 2009 - Features
Observe and Depart
Seth Rogan’s first not- so-hilarious movie
By Kelley Hargus
It was as crude as any other Seth Rogan movie, but a lot less funny and with far more uncomfortable moments.
Published April 24, 2009 - Arts & Entertainment
The Death of Fun
In which a journey is made to Snohomish, WA
By Ian Sanquist
I voyaged out to Snohomish with the sole purpose of witnessing a magic show. I left a changed man.
Published April 24, 2009 - Features
Track Attack
The running sport that isn’t wack
By Simon Fox
If running around in a giant circle is cool then there must be something wrong with the universe.
Published April 24, 2009 - Sports
Respek
It’s what the Simpsons deserve, innit?
By Johannes Harkins
“The Simpsons” is a clever, undeniably entertaining show with new ideas even after 20 years.
Published April 24, 2009 - Arts & Entertainment
Hey, Bud, Let’s Party!
Be the host of the century with these tips
By Zach Wener-Fligner
Follow these foolproof and meticulously tested strategies, and you’ll assure that your party will be one for the history books.
Published April 24, 2009 - Features
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Player of the Issue: Øyvind Worpvik
By Sonia Giebel
Øyvind Worpvik is one of the few among us who truly deserves to be called a multi-sport athlete.