Athletes or Trojan Warriors
This reporter attempts to become a wrestler
By Simon Fox
Of all the sports that this great planet has shown us, there is but one (aside from Chinese fire kayaking) that I am completely and utterly bamboozled by.
Published February 27, 2009 - Sports
Julian’s Mixtape
By Julian Byrd
Julian’s music picks.
Published February 27, 2009 - Arts & Entertainment
Pop Culture’s Dripping Faucet
Where leaks are taking the music industry
By Kelley Hargus
It has become quite clear over the last few years that file sharing has put a whole new spin on the music industry. The Internet has changed the way we think about music.
Published February 27, 2009 - Arts & Entertainment
Helicopter Parents
They demand adult behavior but keep us on a tight leash
By Kaiti Hanger
Since I’ve entered high school, my parents have asked for consistent phone calls and the who, what, when and where of pretty much all of my plans.
Published February 27, 2009 - Opinion
Home Boys
Seattle sports are better than one might think
By Sonia Giebel
I, along with other Seattle sports fans, have anguished in the sorry excuse the city has produced for professional sports. But lately, my pride for the city has grown.
Published February 27, 2009 - Sports
In God’s Image
The men and women of the wrestling team fight FOR SPARTA!
By Sam Koelle
The legacy of the sculpted deities lives on even more strongly in the most masculine and appealing of all the Garfield sports teams: The wrestling team.
Published February 27, 2009 - Sports
March Madness: Team Profiles
By Sports Staff
A look at the 2009 March Madness teams.
Published February 27, 2009 - Focus
Everyone’s a Little Bit Nudist
Show yourself, you little textile!
By Celia Gurney
Some people see nakedness as a lifestyle. They go without clothing in the belief that the practice nurtures the mind, body, and soul.
Published February 27, 2009 - Features
The Circus
March Madness: too much fun
By Danny Schwartz
March Madness at Garfield has always possessed a distinct chaotic quality. It is not a bad thing. In fact, it is a wonderful thing.
Published February 27, 2009 - Sports
Incredibad is Incredibly Okay
The Lonely Island’s album doesn’t astound
By Nick Thompson
Best known for their SNL/YouTube hit “Jizz in my Pants,” the Lonely Island comedy troupe has now released a full album of more of the same.